Offering 39 now available: In Your Face(book) by Shawn Misener.
Dear Facebook
Dear Facebook:
at this point
you seem futile
I feel guilty
when I forgo breakfast
to read your wall
I feel guilty
when I clean house
and delete people
I thought I once knew
in high school
I feel guilty
when I write a poem
and use you
just to get it out
to other guilty writers
Oh poor Facebook:
you’re an old
used-up lover
My wife glares at me
when I ignore her
in favor of you
Then she turns around
and uses youto get back at me
Dear Facebook:
you crazy old slut
you absurd floozy
you free love loose-lipper
please learn some restraint
